cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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