You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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