i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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