; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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