That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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