I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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