I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you had me at cake vodka
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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