walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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