how can u be prego again
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
