what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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