My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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