Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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