I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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