16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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