I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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