sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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