those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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