Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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