It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
