My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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