do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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