Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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