How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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