Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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