no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
