Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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