Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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