Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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