Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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