I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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