mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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