You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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