You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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