Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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