At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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