Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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