i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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