I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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