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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?

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  lol... you weighed it?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G

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• (206): View more from Washington

  It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Come share oat with me in your robe

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