I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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