If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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