Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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