But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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