Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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