she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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