FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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