too bad you live with your parents still
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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