Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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