Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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