i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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