Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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