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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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